Imagine this; you’re having sex with Justin Trudeau…sounds cool, aye? I wouldn’t know. But he’s officially replaced the completely involuntary image of the Goblin King from the movie “Labyrinth” as to what pops into my head when I start to feel jazzed up. I can’t tell you what a breakthrough this is. I’m grateful.
Now, I understand he’s a happily married Canadian. Nobody’s perfect. But I’ll have you know, that before I commit to an erotic fantasy starring Mr. Truedau, I first imagine that his wife has died in a helicopter accident. Several years have passed since the tragedy, his children are away in boarding school, and he’s now ready (after a few misguided rebounds) to settle down with the right woman.
The rest is very private. I don’t want to overshare and have you think ill of me. But I will say, by the time Justin Trudeau and I are done, he’s going to need a hearty, replenishing breakfast.
Avocado Hollandaise
- 1 ripe avocado
- 1/2 cup water
- 1/2 cup mayonnaise
- 1 TBS lime juice
- 1 TBS apple cider vinegar
- salt-to taste
- Place all the ingredients in a blender and combine until smooth.
*I can’t decide if this video is a turn-off, or incredibly arousing.
**Same here.
The Lunchadora 